February 2012
211 posts
Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
blodwynnn:
ladyoflate:
blueandbluer:
iwillmindfuckyou:
thedisorderly:
timetobeadventurous:
breachthesurface:
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
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zombino:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin. With...
I wanna go ice skating.
But the nearest rink is in fucking SHORELINE. Do you know how long of a freaking bus ride that would be? A really long bus ride.
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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whine
I am so sick of being sick.
Of not being able to go to class
of not being able to breathe properly
of taking hours to eat anything because I can’t breathe properly
of feeling like I’ve danced eight hours when I’ve just been in bed all day
of it hurting every single time I swallow anything
of not being able to freaking BREATHE PROPERLY
Restrictive airway disease, you...
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
This post appeals to:
the British person
the old lady
the slut
the etymologist
the fancy hat-wearer
the seamstress
and the Benedict Cumberbatch lover
in me. BEST POST EVAR.
rookiemag:
Mother, Father, Sister, Brother- Camp...
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Bitching within.
ugh. I am so burnt out right now. All I feel like doing is sleeping or watching tv, and interacting with people is the last thing I want. having my period plus fighting being sick during show week is the fucking worst.
And now, MORE rehearsal. yay.
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kelsium:
I’m sorry, you didn’t know how invasive subjecting a woman to an unnecessary medical procedure might be? Well go fuck yourself. Oh, sorry. I didn’t know how painful slapping the shit out of you might be.
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And this why I'm a "one-issue" voter.
ginger—gal:
I get shit from a lot of people (“people” being white dudes) because I focus “too much” on abortion. “Too much”? Too much?
This is MY body we’re talking about. This is the bodies of millions of others we’re talking about. Right now Virginia Republicans want to forcibly insert vaginal wands in us if we dare get an abortion, for any reason. Rape survivors, who have already...
So... Dollhouse.
I’m addicted. Joss Whedon, why is everything so amazing?
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“Dance is bigger than the physical body. When you extend your arm, it doesn’t...”
– Judith Jamison (via dancehistory)
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
princesskatastrophe:
dancinginthetrees:
nom-chompsky:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
it is accurate
I will fucking cut you if you do these.
Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in...
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
nom-chompsky:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
it is accurate
I will fucking cut you if you do these.
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chenhila:
So I live on the third floor of my dorm building, and someone above and three doors down from me is having REALLY LOUD AND KINKY SEX. And everyone on both my floor and the floor above is publicly responding to it in our class Facebook group. My roommate and I have been rolling around in laughter for the last fifteen minutes. I love dorm life.
Art school dorms, guys. This shit is...
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes. the flip side would say FUCK YOU) (via janedoe225)
I would like some of those business cards if you get them!
(via burdontcur)
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"At 9, he settled a dispute with a pistol. At 13,... →
motherjones:
The actual Most Interesting Man in the World died last week. If you haven’t taken a minute to read his obituary, please do so now.
wow.
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
princesskatastrophe:
owlmylove:
thelilnan:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom
this is brand new information
We have no need of freedom boxes
In America,...
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“To dance on the dead is not to dishonor them.”
– John Green
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bookling-stormborn:
cleolinda:
Original question submitted to Neil Gaiman’s tumblr:
porter-gembling asked: You mentioned you like Stephen Fry! Be wary, he is a Yid and he is only friends with you to extract wealth, which is the primary objective of a Jew. He may seem nice to you but in reality all he wants is more sympathisers and your money. You can’t trust a Jew as far as you throw it. No...
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I bought these shoes
catsandscience:
I am excite. Seriously, I think this is the first time I’ve bought shoes in two-ish years?
I had the brown version of those for sooooo long. I LOVED THEM, THEY ARE AWESOME SHOES.
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chenhila replied to your post: And now,
KILL IT
I fucking did. AHHHHH IT WAS SO GOOD, I AM SO HAPPY, TODAY WAS AMAZING. I love this place, I love what I do, and I love the people I do it with. Such a dance high right now.
#thisisadanceschoolblog
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And now,
My first Cornish show!
#thisisadanceschoolblog
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Watchshortformblog:
Got a chance to see the Oscar-nominated animated shorts tonight, and there were some impressive clips nominated, including a cute Pixar short. But all pale in comparison to “The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore,” above, which on a purely animation level is on a whole ‘nother level. But what’s even more fascinating is that the clip is also available as an iPad app in...
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A man's guide for men regarding female...
notsodarling-:
missworded:
lucillebruise:
anglophonicblog:
TRIGGER WARNING FOR: common sense things that every man should already know, but probably doesn’t. I apologize if some of these seem ridiculous.
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I know that I am a lot older than most heterosexual men in the blogosphere.
So first of all, in this hour of bat-shit mansplaining hysteria, if you have some sort of bizarre urge to...
Today, in really fucking badass ladies: →
I know it’s a Jez link, but the article is actually fabulous and Gluck KICKED SERIOUS HISTORICAL BRITISH ART ASS.